i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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