We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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