You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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