i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
