yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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