Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
where am i from again
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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