yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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