i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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