If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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