I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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