it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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