His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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