We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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