Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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