so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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