Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
there is glitter all over my balls
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