How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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