I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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