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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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