he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
