Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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