whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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