I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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