you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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