Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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