this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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