he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She needs sedatives and a leash
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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