your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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