do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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