we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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