So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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