I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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