I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she looked like the before picture.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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