yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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