Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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