I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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