I'm drive I can fine osifer
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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