You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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