How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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