Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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