We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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