My friends, they love my intelligence
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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