Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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