I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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