I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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