how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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