your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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