I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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