did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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