You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
