6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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