Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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