Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
high people should be assigned attendants
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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