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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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