i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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