just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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