Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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