My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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